Just want to share a little conversation from "C" and "J," two of my students. To set the mood, we were sitting at a short kindergarten table in small kindergarten chairs making sentences and writing them down. My friend, C, usually requires a lot of my attention, while J is very independent. The conversation proceeds:
C: Mrs. Spencer, my grandma, my Nana, picks me up from school.
Me: Oh really? That is nice.
C: (making a squinting face) Yeah, she's old. She is going to die. And when she does, she is going to heaven with God because that is where you go when you die. Ya know, to heaven with God.
Me: Mmmhhmmm (as I can't say much to this in a public school setting)
J has been listening and decides to give input: Uh huh and when you are bad, you go (he points down).
C: Yeah, when you are bad you go (he points down). Well, my Nana spanks me...
J very seriously: Probably because you were being bad. You know, C, you are bad in class.
C has a look of confusion on his face.
J very seriously again: Yeah, you are bad. You don't listen, you don't work hard, you move your clip to yellow, and you never do your morning work. You know you might go down there (points down).
C just stares at J with a contemplative look on his face...
At this point, I have to leave the table for fear of laughing hysterically.
Just another day in Kindergarten!